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(recorded) Blythe. Blythe works. This is for the profile? Okay. Okay, yeah. Blythe Kaosu, 38 years old. I go by he or they. either work. I came to work here because (pause) I wanted a job. And this was one of the only real places hiring, but its nice, im not complaining. If any future interns read this. Under the staircase is the only vending machine. Not that I really care whether you raid it or not. Stupidly, it's quite easy to knock the drinks right out of it. Also, never come in drunk. Falling is a big issue. Everyone trips up atleast once, but try to be organised. Atleast you can't be as clumsy as me.
what do you like, blythe?
uh..ah. i like.. milk chocolate, plasters. cold weather, hail but not snow or rain. pink. blue. i dont like anything sour. uegh.
i report to the head. im only a new addition but id say im pretty approachable! i got into the business via faire — whom i appreciate a lot he is great :-) im happy to work alongside all of you !! ah ah. only thing i can say is please don't make fun of my face, alright? i know its not pretty. like really not pretty. but i bet you all aren't that judgemental hopefully ha ha